Things you would never say if you did not swing

Anyone in the lifestyle has said or heard things that would blow the minds of their vanilla friends. In this blog post, we will document a few of them. Please feel free to add your own funny swinging quotes to the comments section.


"Now that I have my fingers inside your vagina, I suppose I should introduce myself, my name is....."

2....4....6....8, how much can one girl take.

It was like any other night at the club.  We had been mingling that night with a couple that we have known for about a year now.  We had soft swapped with this couple before, during a 6-way, but never made it to a full swap scenario.   Things were going great, and we decided to get a room with them and 2 other couples that they knew.  We had been talking to these other couples all night as well, and they were a blast to be around.  We found a room that had two beds in it, and dove right into an 8-way if you will.  

My Surprise Romance

Being single and living with my parents made it impossible to date and have a sex life.  For a while (approximately 2013-2014) I was hitting up CraigsList and meeting up with guys for fun.  Dangerous, I know, but I had some good experiences and amazingly didn't meet up with any crazies.  After a while, I decided this was too risky to continue on.  I knew that at some point I would be getting myself into a dangerous situation that I would regret later.

I graduated nursing school in May 2014 and passed my boards a couple months later.  It took a while to get a "real job" as I called it.  I began my first nursing job in January 2015.  From that point on I mainly just worked and slept.  I didn't have much time for anything else.

Swinging, the ultimate confidence booster

--A large crowd has gathered around us both inside and outside the room.  How many people, I can't tell.  I am in the sex swing in the bondage room at the club suspended in the air.  Each foot positioned in one of the foot holds, with my legs eagerly spread open.  I am leaned back supported by the strap of the swing.  I grab onto the bar suspended above my head for support.  To the left of me was the girl I had been dancing with all night.  To the right of me, a bi-stander with a front row seat.  Between my legs, my husband who is giving me a proper fucking.  While keeping one hand on the bar above me for balance, I reached over to my left and unbutton and unzipped the girls jeans.  She had been flirting with me all night, it was time to see if she wanted more.  With her permission, I slowly slide my finger inside her.  She was soaking wet and oh so very warm--         

It's another Saturday night, and I'm in my closet getting ready to head out for a nice dinner with my husband.   As I look through my closet for something to wear, I'm reminded of how terrible I feel in my body.  Like most women, I worry about how I look.  I mean come on, society has told me my whole life to be sexy, I have to look a certain way.  Right?

Running into a co-worker at a swingers club

Mrs. Penguin and I were having a good night at the club. We talked to some friends, had some drinks, and eventually decided that we were in the mood to bang eachother, so we headed into the couples only group play area at the club. This play area is an open room with 7 separate beds in it. We are having a great time, and are really getting into it. While we play with eachother, we take a moment to look around the room to enjoy watching the other couples play. We are enjoying the scenery when it finally happens.... Mrs. Penguin looks at the bed to our left and sees a co-worker of hers, bent over on all fours, getting pounded doggy style right next to us.

Why you should experience playing at home and in the club

--We watched as he placed his head between her legs.  Her moans growing as he relentlessly licked her clit.  Swirling his tongue up and down, side to side.  Breathing in and out of his mouth as he went about giving her the sensation of warmth and cold.  Then he slowly eased a finger into her wet, waiting pussy.  Moving it in and out, she arched her body towards him, as her pleasure increased with each stroke.  She grabbed a handful of his hair pulling him up and away from her.  She moved to the floor and knelt in front of him.  She slowly encompassed his erect penis with her mouth.  Moving slowly at first, and then faster as she drew him deeper into her.  He started swaying, pushed forward into her as she moved.  The look on his face was sensual, and eager for more--

How I started swinging

So it would seem fitting that I share my story, and I hope you will do the same.  After all, sharing is part of the fun :)

It all began one playful night "pun intended" in college.  There I was with my boyfriend, his roommate, porn on the tv, and plenty of alcohol.  As we sat watching the porn, a scene came on of two guys and a girl.  I was 20 years old, and had not dated much in high school.  Looking back, I was very inexperienced and was only just starting to know what I liked and didn't like.  I had watched regular guy and girl porn and to be honest thought it was rather bland.

As I watched these two guys with this girl, I realized, "Holy hell that's hot!"  I was so turned on by the thought of receiving pleasure from two men! I had seen enough and it was time to go to the bedroom.  As my boyfriend (now husband) started undressing me and we started making out, his roommate enters the room.  I didn't know if he was going to sit and watch, or get in on the action.  We invited him to join and before I knew it, I was in sensory overload.