Things you would never say if you did not swing

Anyone in the lifestyle has said or heard things that would blow the minds of their vanilla friends. In this blog post, we will document a few of them. Please feel free to add your own funny swinging quotes to the comments section.


"Now that I have my fingers inside your vagina, I suppose I should introduce myself, my name is....."



"Dont forget to text that chick we met at the club last weekend to flirt with her" (text my wife sent to me)

"Girl, you are a vagina nazi" (not really sure what the context was, but this was exclaimed very loudly inside loft at Club 440, resulting in everyone in the room pausing their play to laugh for a moment)

"I found a piece of paper with another womans name and phone number in you pants pocket when I was doing laundry, NICE!" (text message sent to me from my wife)


"My new years resolution is to bang...." (My wife setting a goal to bang a friend of ours sometime this year)

"Have you met my husband? He likes boobs, and I see that you happen to have boobs that he would like to meet" (My wife to a woman we just met at the club)