Things you would never say if you did not swing

Anyone in the lifestyle has said or heard things that would blow the minds of their vanilla friends. In this blog post, we will document a few of them. Please feel free to add your own funny swinging quotes to the comments section.


"Now that I have my fingers inside your vagina, I suppose I should introduce myself, my name is....."

Online Club review : Swinger Zone Central

This review is going to be a little different than most of our other club reviews. Up until now, all of our club reviews have been for brick and mortar clubs. While this is great for those of us who like to attend clubs in person, there is a sizable number of swingers who prefer to meet other swingers online. There are multiple "online clubs" out there for swingers to choose from. Some are set up in a manner similar to dating sites, while others try to provide a means to meet and mingle with others in the lifestyle in a manner that really is nothing more than an online club. They are all different, and they are not for everyone, but online clubs are worth talking about, so we will start with Swinger Zone Central.

Taking one for the team

The following is a hypothetical situation, and is not based off of an actual encounter, but it is a scenario that most swingers will eventually face, so I figured it would be a good story to make up for a blog post.

It was a typical night at the club. My wife was not meeting anyone that she was all that interested in, but I was having a great time chatting up a female club going. Things were going great with her, and it was clear that we were both interested in playing with each other. There was one issue standing between us and the bedroom, however. My wife and I, and her and her husband are same room only couples, we only play with others when our partners are present as well. Eventually we get the opportunity to introduce our spouses to eachother. While he seemed interested in my wife, but was wife was not particularly attracted to him. After the 4 of us had chatted for a while, my wife whispered in my ear "I am not really attracted to him, but you seem really into her. If you really want to play with her, I will take one for the team to make it happen for you".

This scenario is fictional, but is one most swingers will eventually face. Everyone is a lifestyle relationship needs to ask "Should I or my partner ever take one for the team?"

The G Spot

The G-spot.  It’s often referred to as a direct link to the female orgasm.  Sometimes called the ultimate pleasure zone.  It has been known to lead to female ejaculation or “Squirting”, but is it really all that?  According to my research, the answer is still unknown.

There are websites that claim there is no magic G-spot that guarantees female orgasm.  According to an article found on the Salon.com website they refer to a study conducted in 2012, “ Dr. Amichai Kilchevsky published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found no conclusive evidence of the G-spot’s existence.  Kilchevsky looked at 96 published studies from the past 60 years, concluding that science couldn’t definitively find the G. “Without a doubt, a discrete anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist.” 

2....4....6....8, how much can one girl take.

It was like any other night at the club.  We had been mingling that night with a couple that we have known for about a year now.  We had soft swapped with this couple before, during a 6-way, but never made it to a full swap scenario.   Things were going great, and we decided to get a room with them and 2 other couples that they knew.  We had been talking to these other couples all night as well, and they were a blast to be around.  We found a room that had two beds in it, and dove right into an 8-way if you will.  

Club Review : Club Sinday (Middletown, Ohio)

Club Sinday is an on premise swingers club in Middletown Ohio, about 45 minutes north of Cincinnati. Club Sinday seems to have a greater focus on marketing than most lifestyle clubs, particularly online, with sponsored adds on all of the major search engines. As a result, it is often one of the first clubs a newer swinger in the Cincinnati area finds out about. Club Sinday was the second swingers club that Mrs. Penguin and I ever attended, and our first impression was just how different it was from the other club we had visited. Like the other clubs in the area, everyone has a different opinion about Club Sinday, but hopefully this review will provide our readers with an objective overview of what Club Sinday has to offer.

On to the review....

My Surprise Romance

Being single and living with my parents made it impossible to date and have a sex life.  For a while (approximately 2013-2014) I was hitting up CraigsList and meeting up with guys for fun.  Dangerous, I know, but I had some good experiences and amazingly didn't meet up with any crazies.  After a while, I decided this was too risky to continue on.  I knew that at some point I would be getting myself into a dangerous situation that I would regret later.

I graduated nursing school in May 2014 and passed my boards a couple months later.  It took a while to get a "real job" as I called it.  I began my first nursing job in January 2015.  From that point on I mainly just worked and slept.  I didn't have much time for anything else.

Saying "No thanks" to an offer to play

It was a busy night at the club. We found ourselves in a small group with some other club members who we had not met before. Mrs. Penguin and I were very interested in one of the couples in the group, but had no real interest in one of the other couples at our tables. Its not that they were unattractive, annoying, or uninteresting, its just that for whatever reason they were not doing anything for us. Despite lack of interest in playing with them, we were still having a good time talking with them and everyone else in the group. Unfortunately, this couple was very much interested in us, and it did not take too long for the other man to ask me if we would would wanted to go downstairs to find a room.

Club Review : Club NV (Muncie, Indiana)

Club NV is an on premise swingers club in Muncie Indiana. Over the years, a few lifestyle friends have recommended Club NV to Mrs. Penguin and myself, but we had never had the opportunity to make the drive to check it out. Recently, Club NV hosted a theme night that really appealed to us, and since we had a few friends who were attending the club that night as well, we decided to give it a shot. After our visit, we knew that we had to write a review of Club NV.

On to the review....

Swinging, the ultimate confidence booster

--A large crowd has gathered around us both inside and outside the room.  How many people, I can't tell.  I am in the sex swing in the bondage room at the club suspended in the air.  Each foot positioned in one of the foot holds, with my legs eagerly spread open.  I am leaned back supported by the strap of the swing.  I grab onto the bar suspended above my head for support.  To the left of me was the girl I had been dancing with all night.  To the right of me, a bi-stander with a front row seat.  Between my legs, my husband who is giving me a proper fucking.  While keeping one hand on the bar above me for balance, I reached over to my left and unbutton and unzipped the girls jeans.  She had been flirting with me all night, it was time to see if she wanted more.  With her permission, I slowly slide my finger inside her.  She was soaking wet and oh so very warm--         

It's another Saturday night, and I'm in my closet getting ready to head out for a nice dinner with my husband.   As I look through my closet for something to wear, I'm reminded of how terrible I feel in my body.  Like most women, I worry about how I look.  I mean come on, society has told me my whole life to be sexy, I have to look a certain way.  Right?

Tips and Advice for New Swingers

When Mrs. Penguin and I first started swinging, we talked with a lot of people who had been in the lifestyle for a while, and were eager to hear their advice, and to learn any tips or tricks that they could pass on to us to help us enjoy ourselves and avoid any problems or drama. Many first time swingers are left to their own devices to figure out to how to swing, so anything they can learn from more experienced swingers will help them along the way.

Below you will find some of this advice compiled in convent list form :

Running into a co-worker at a swingers club

Mrs. Penguin and I were having a good night at the club. We talked to some friends, had some drinks, and eventually decided that we were in the mood to bang eachother, so we headed into the couples only group play area at the club. This play area is an open room with 7 separate beds in it. We are having a great time, and are really getting into it. While we play with eachother, we take a moment to look around the room to enjoy watching the other couples play. We are enjoying the scenery when it finally happens.... Mrs. Penguin looks at the bed to our left and sees a co-worker of hers, bent over on all fours, getting pounded doggy style right next to us.

Club Review : Club 440 (Milford, Ohio)

I will preface this post by saying that Club 440 was the first swingers club that Mrs. Penguin and I attended, and we still frequently attend this club, so that experience may impact the neutrality of my review.

Club 440 is a swingers club on the east side of Cincinnati. It has been open for quite some time, and is well known within the lifestyle community in the area. The club has a mixed reputation, with some swingers swearing by it, and others saying to avoid it. Management has changed several times over the years, so some of the older reviews that are floating around the internet may not represent the current state of the club.

 On to the review....

Why you should experience playing at home and in the club

--We watched as he placed his head between her legs.  Her moans growing as he relentlessly licked her clit.  Swirling his tongue up and down, side to side.  Breathing in and out of his mouth as he went about giving her the sensation of warmth and cold.  Then he slowly eased a finger into her wet, waiting pussy.  Moving it in and out, she arched her body towards him, as her pleasure increased with each stroke.  She grabbed a handful of his hair pulling him up and away from her.  She moved to the floor and knelt in front of him.  She slowly encompassed his erect penis with her mouth.  Moving slowly at first, and then faster as she drew him deeper into her.  He started swaying, pushed forward into her as she moved.  The look on his face was sensual, and eager for more--

Setting Rules For Couples

On one of our first trips to a swingers club, my wife and I were asked by a more experienced couple "what are your guy's rules?". Our response was that we had not talked about it yet. This couple told us "do yourselves a favor and don't play with anyone until you have both sat down and agreed upon a set of rules". This simple statement proves to be one of the best pieces of advice that any experienced swinger can give to a couple new to the lifestyle.

What to expect on your first visit to a swingers club

Your have been talking about giving swinging a try with your partner for a while. After months of debate, you both decide that you want to move actively investigate the lifestyle, and that the best way to do that would be to visit a swingers club. Now that you have decided to go, the next thought that is likely to go through your head is "What should I expect on my first visit?"

Club Review : Club Princeton (Columbus, Ohio)

Club Princeton is one of the larger and better known swingers clubs in the midwest. Shortly after my wife and I started visiting swingers clubs in our hometown (Cincinnati), people started telling us that we needed to drive up to Columbus to check out Club Princeton. Needless to say, with so many recommendations, we knew we needed to check it out.

On to the review....

Swinger Slang

When you first start swinging, you will quickly discover that there is a lot of lifestyle specific terminology. Many swinger website and personal ads use slang or abbreviations, and it is important to be speaking the same language as everyone else.

Below is a list of some common swinger terminology that should help new swingers understand what everyone is talking about. This list is my no means all inclusive, but it should help the beginner swingers communicate with others in the lifestyle.

Club Review : The Red Rooster (Las Vegas, Nevada)

A few months ago, my wife and I traveled to Las Vegas to renew our wedding vows. After the ceremony, the first thought that went through our heads was "Let's go swinging!". A few minutes of google research shows that there were several swingers clubs in the Las Vegas area, but "The Red Rooster" was the one that stood out to us. The Red Rooster has been open since the 80's, and is considered to be one of the oldest operating swingers clubs in the country. The Red Rooster is an on premise club, and is BYOB (although you do need to check in your beverages with the bartender). Unlike most of the other clubs we have visited, the Red Rooster does not require a membership, you simply walk in the front door, pay the nightly entrance donation, and are welcomed to the club. The Red Rooster is open throughout the week as well as on the weekends, although the couples only upstairs area is not opened up on slower nights.

On to the review....

How I started swinging

So it would seem fitting that I share my story, and I hope you will do the same.  After all, sharing is part of the fun :)

It all began one playful night "pun intended" in college.  There I was with my boyfriend, his roommate, porn on the tv, and plenty of alcohol.  As we sat watching the porn, a scene came on of two guys and a girl.  I was 20 years old, and had not dated much in high school.  Looking back, I was very inexperienced and was only just starting to know what I liked and didn't like.  I had watched regular guy and girl porn and to be honest thought it was rather bland.

As I watched these two guys with this girl, I realized, "Holy hell that's hot!"  I was so turned on by the thought of receiving pleasure from two men! I had seen enough and it was time to go to the bedroom.  As my boyfriend (now husband) started undressing me and we started making out, his roommate enters the room.  I didn't know if he was going to sit and watch, or get in on the action.  We invited him to join and before I knew it, I was in sensory overload. 

Why do you swing?

One of the most frequently asked questions when meeting new couples is, "What brought you into this lifestyle?" For some it's the thrill of a new experience.  For others it may be something they have thought about, talked about, or even heard about.  We all have different reasons for choosing this lifestyle.....who am I kidding, we all like to get laid!!!  I mean come on, who doesn't love an ass  smacking, nipple teasing, good old fashion fuck?

Club Reviews : Our Process

Many swingers love to visit lifestyle clubs. Just as everyone in the lifestyle is different, every club has its own personality as well. While a simple google search can often tell you just where to find a swingers club, it often does not tell you much about the club itself, and it can be hard to determine if a club is a good fit for you before you visit it.

One of the primary goals of this blog is to provide a venue for our contributors to share their club experiences, and to provide our readers with neutral, unpaid reviews from people who are actually in the lifestyle and who have visited these clubs. We do not allow clubs to pay us to for a review, and all reviews are written by people with no financial connection to the club in question.

Every review will provide a summery of the club, focusing on the following areas

Facilities
Location
Clientel
Prices
Overall Impression

We do not give scores or grades, or even recommendations to clubs, our goal is to simply provide our readers with unbiased information so they can choose the right club to visit. Every time one of our contributors visits a new club, they will try to write a review on it. We hope you enjoy our reviews, and we encourage everyone to share their own experiences and opinions about the clubs we review in the comments section of each post.

Welcome to SwingingToday!

Welcome to SwingingToday! This blog was created  to give our contributors a place to share their experiences in the lifestyle with other swingers, and to give other swingers a place to read about those experiences. This blog will focus on topics of interest to swingers, such as swinging tips for beginners, club reviews, useful links, and sexy stories of swinging exploits. We hope you enjoy SwingingToday!