Club Review : Trapeze (Ft Lauderdale, Florida)

If you were to ask Hollywood producer who has never been to a lifestyle club before to describe what he or she thinks a swingers club would be like, without fail they would describe a club that is nothing like any swingers club that we have ever visited. They would describe a huge club that resembles a high end night club in all regards. Multiple bars, high tech sound, lighting and video, high end furniture, bathroom attendants, and lots of staff. This club would be populated by hundreds of people who could easily be mistaken for swimsuit models, and they would all strip down to towels halfway through the night and get wild.

Of course most of us in the lifestyle know that Hollywood vision is far from reality at most swingers clubs. Over the years, a few lifestyle friends of ours had talked about the Trapeze club, and when we found ourselves in the area one Saturday night, we knew that we had to check it out to see if this unicorn of a club was in fact a reality.

On to the review....

Club Review : The Garden of Eden, Key West, Florida

The Garden of Eden is a clothing optional bar in Key West, Florida. While not actually a swingers club, the Garden of Eden has become the defacto meeting place for swingers in the Florida Keys, as there is not, to the best of my knowledge, an actual lifestyle club in Key West. Even though The Garden of Eden is not a swingers club, it provides an environment that is very welcoming to swingers, and could be worth a visit if you are in the Keys.

On to the review....

Club Review : The Reel One, Indianapolis Indiana

The Real One in Indianapolis is a on premise swingers club on the edge of downtown Indianapolis IN. Having been a member for several years but going only a hand full of times they have changed to non smoking in all but the dance floor. This seemed to be a good time to give it a shot again and write a review of how things are after the change.

On to the review....

Things you would never say if you did not swing

Anyone in the lifestyle has said or heard things that would blow the minds of their vanilla friends. In this blog post, we will document a few of them. Please feel free to add your own funny swinging quotes to the comments section.


"Now that I have my fingers inside your vagina, I suppose I should introduce myself, my name is....."

Online Club review : Swinger Zone Central

This review is going to be a little different than most of our other club reviews. Up until now, all of our club reviews have been for brick and mortar clubs. While this is great for those of us who like to attend clubs in person, there is a sizable number of swingers who prefer to meet other swingers online. There are multiple "online clubs" out there for swingers to choose from. Some are set up in a manner similar to dating sites, while others try to provide a means to meet and mingle with others in the lifestyle in a manner that really is nothing more than an online club. They are all different, and they are not for everyone, but online clubs are worth talking about, so we will start with Swinger Zone Central.

Taking one for the team

The following is a hypothetical situation, and is not based off of an actual encounter, but it is a scenario that most swingers will eventually face, so I figured it would be a good story to make up for a blog post.

It was a typical night at the club. My wife was not meeting anyone that she was all that interested in, but I was having a great time chatting up a female club going. Things were going great with her, and it was clear that we were both interested in playing with each other. There was one issue standing between us and the bedroom, however. My wife and I, and her and her husband are same room only couples, we only play with others when our partners are present as well. Eventually we get the opportunity to introduce our spouses to eachother. While he seemed interested in my wife, but was wife was not particularly attracted to him. After the 4 of us had chatted for a while, my wife whispered in my ear "I am not really attracted to him, but you seem really into her. If you really want to play with her, I will take one for the team to make it happen for you".

This scenario is fictional, but is one most swingers will eventually face. Everyone is a lifestyle relationship needs to ask "Should I or my partner ever take one for the team?"

The G Spot

The G-spot.  It’s often referred to as a direct link to the female orgasm.  Sometimes called the ultimate pleasure zone.  It has been known to lead to female ejaculation or “Squirting”, but is it really all that?  According to my research, the answer is still unknown.

There are websites that claim there is no magic G-spot that guarantees female orgasm.  According to an article found on the Salon.com website they refer to a study conducted in 2012, “ Dr. Amichai Kilchevsky published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found no conclusive evidence of the G-spot’s existence.  Kilchevsky looked at 96 published studies from the past 60 years, concluding that science couldn’t definitively find the G. “Without a doubt, a discrete anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist.” 

2....4....6....8, how much can one girl take.

It was like any other night at the club.  We had been mingling that night with a couple that we have known for about a year now.  We had soft swapped with this couple before, during a 6-way, but never made it to a full swap scenario.   Things were going great, and we decided to get a room with them and 2 other couples that they knew.  We had been talking to these other couples all night as well, and they were a blast to be around.  We found a room that had two beds in it, and dove right into an 8-way if you will.  

Club Review : Club Sinday (Middletown, Ohio)

Club Sinday is an on premise swingers club in Middletown Ohio, about 45 minutes north of Cincinnati. Club Sinday seems to have a greater focus on marketing than most lifestyle clubs, particularly online, with sponsored adds on all of the major search engines. As a result, it is often one of the first clubs a newer swinger in the Cincinnati area finds out about. Club Sinday was the second swingers club that Mrs. Penguin and I ever attended, and our first impression was just how different it was from the other club we had visited. Like the other clubs in the area, everyone has a different opinion about Club Sinday, but hopefully this review will provide our readers with an objective overview of what Club Sinday has to offer.

On to the review....

My Surprise Romance

Being single and living with my parents made it impossible to date and have a sex life.  For a while (approximately 2013-2014) I was hitting up CraigsList and meeting up with guys for fun.  Dangerous, I know, but I had some good experiences and amazingly didn't meet up with any crazies.  After a while, I decided this was too risky to continue on.  I knew that at some point I would be getting myself into a dangerous situation that I would regret later.

I graduated nursing school in May 2014 and passed my boards a couple months later.  It took a while to get a "real job" as I called it.  I began my first nursing job in January 2015.  From that point on I mainly just worked and slept.  I didn't have much time for anything else.